Following the success of the hugely popular Girls Gone Wild DVD series, founder and CEO Joe Francis has released “Terrell Owens Gone Wild”, which hits store shelves this Friday. “College Girls are raunchy, but damn,” said Francis. “He’s a total freak. With most girls, you have to kind of coax them into getting naked, Unless they’re drunk. Not with T.O. though. He eats it right up. Plus he’s 32 so we don’t have to deal with those annoying age consent forms.” Francis said the 54-minute video contains, among many features, wild contract negotiation scenes, explicit one-on-one shots of Owens and agent Drew Rosenhaus, and footage of amateur writers getting T.O all hot and bothered with mundane questions.

“He’ll do anything to get attention,” said Frances. “When we told him we’d give him a t-shirt and a hat if he took off his shirt, and then did sit-ups and lifted weights in his driveway, he didn’t even hesitate. Francis said that if the video does well enough, he would like to release another one titled “Terrell Owens Gone Wild: On Campus”, which would feature erotic, raunchy clips of Owens’ naughty touchdown celebrations while at Tennessee-Chattanooga. Reached for comment, Owens says he regrets appearing in the video because his mother might see it.

ORIGINALY PUBLISHED ON OCTOBER 6, 2005 IN VOLUME 3 ISSUE 28